#I GRADUATED FROM GAY MIDGET PORN SCHOOL MOVIE#.The PGW was originally conceived by entrepreneur and avid heterosexual, Francis Minks, while on holiday with his lovely heterosexual wife of 32 years, industrial heiress and socialite, Lolly Minks.ģ.2 The Jock Stars (Rex Rhine/Jimmy Versace).3.1 The Demon Knights (Sir Armstrong/Lord Belfagore).2.9 The Ref (No, really, that's his name).
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Noted as ‘the perfect couple’ by their peers, Francis’ inspiration for an ALL-GAY PRO WRESTLING FEDERATION blossomed on a romantic second honeymoon cruise with his wife, Lolly. Not realizing there had been a mistake in the reservations booking, Francis and Lolly found themselves vacationing in the Mediterranean on an all-gay male cruise ship! Exactly how this mix-up occurred remains a mystery. “What if there was a wrestling federation where all the men were gay? You could approach any of them and they wouldn’t get mad at you for saying- Hey! You look hot in those pink tights, fella! The man on man action would be amazing! Plus- Hot gay men should have the same rights and be able to do the same things as straight men!” A longtime advocate of gay rights, Lolly Minks quickly accepted the idea, saying “Everyone should have the opportunity to do whatever the hell they want!” With Lolly Minks’ deep pockets and Francis Minks’ ingenuity, a new wrestling federation was born! PREMIERE GAY WRESTLING! As Francis and Lolly were taking in the sights of Athens and Rome and on the Poop Deck, an intriguing thought crossed Francis Minks’ mind.
MASKED CRUSADER AND FIGHTER FOR JUSTICE AND EQUALITY FOR ALL GAYS EVERYWHERE!Ī MODEL OF GAY ATHELTISISM AND VIRTUE, THE REIGNING AND UNDEFEATED PGW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, GAY AVENGER NEVER BREAKS A RULE AND ALWAYS HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED.